Thirtizzle means I’m a cheap douchebag who wanted to get a tattoo for thirteen bucks, but I was too original to get thirteen.

KING ME.

It means that Gabe Saporta is on top.

KING ME.

xoxo zing

zingggggg <3

a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli

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a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli

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a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli

Of course I’m a millionaire. I’m CA$H.

KING ME.

okay, since you aren’t coming on aim I’ll just say it here. You’re invited to my wedding. Bring Vicky with you. There will be beer

This is by far the classiest wedding invitation I have ever received.

KING ME.

PANTS ON THE GROUND PANTS ON THE GROUND

cool story bro

KING ME.

What do you want for Valentine’s Day?

I would like for Katelyn to think of something by her damn self!

KING ME.

OMG CASH WILL YOU MARRY ME

UHM IM GOING TO HAVE TO SAY NO BECAUSE THIS IS THE DECAYDANCE FAMILY AND NOT AN EPISODE OF BIG LOVE

KING ME.

D:<

OH LOOK THERE ARE BABIES

KING ME.

GIVE ME BACK MY LIQUOR

NEVAR

would you like to hold a babyy?

yes please omg

KING ME.

<3

<3

KING ME.